June 22

Geek Stuff | Fortnite

Come on, you know you wanna try it.

 

Fortnite, Fork Knife, the greatest game ever created, the bane of our collected existence. These are just some of the names given to the world’s most heavily played video game at the moment. Fortnite’s origin may have started in the tower defense genre but after witnessing the rise of the Battle Royale phenomenon known as Player Unknown’s Battleground, Epic Games (creator of Fortnite) decided to copy PUBG’s entire model, leaving out minimal features. The only discernable difference between PUBG and Fortnite are the material collecting/building,  vehicles and the obvious cartoon/arcade style that Fortnite utilizes. Originally, I was a diehard PUBG player, especially now that it’s on mobile. But the times they are a changing and after a week spent nestled in the crevasses of Dusty Divot, Flush Factory and Tomato Town, it’s safe to say I am absolutely crazy for Fortnite!

 

Of course, this wasn’t the case a few months ago. Fortnite was an obvious clone of PUBG, just less realistic and almost impossible to get a kill in. I was sniped left and right the first time I tried playing which ultimately led me to give up the game completely until the beginning of season 4. A few of my coworkers with kids were discussing playing the game and all the random nonsense that was happening around them. From tree snipers to random dance parties, all of their stories made me laugh with curiosity. They didn’t seem angry or bitter about constantly getting murdered before they even had a chance to find a weapon, they just couldn’t get over how funny it was having an open dance party in the middle of a corn field. So I bought the $10 battle pass (because what’s the point of leveling with zero rewards?) and kept my fingers crossed I wouldn’t regret it by the end of the night.

 

What followed can only be described as overly amusing antics. I stuck to my squad like glue those first few matches. I had managed to find a way to stay alive for longer than two minutes but my problems still rested with finding a weapon quickly. After ten matches I decided to stay in squads but break off from the rest of the group because, well, kids and young adults suck at life and communication. It was on one of these solo squad runs that I decided to start hiding in random places, dancing the entire time until someone found and killed me. I started referring to myself as “The Hide n’ Seeker”, a person whose sole existence is to hide and dance until someone finds me. The ridiculous thing about all of this though, half the time the opponents who found me ended up hanging out with me, dancing until someone else came along and killed us both. I’ve yet to find more than two people willing to party down with me in-game, but it gives me hope for the future. I in no way take this game seriously, unlike all the rage fueled children currently playing the game, and that’s exactly what YOU should do. Regardless of your age, Fortnite has something to offer everyone in its own absurd way. You just need to take more than ten minutes to find your niche and I guarantee you’ll never say “Fuck Fortnite!” again.

-DD

June 20

Not Your Mama’s Sex Episode 7 | Oral Odyssey 3

Not Your Mama’s Sex

And the Lord said let there be a seventh episode of “Not Your Mama’s Sex”!!!

If there are seven deadly sins how many of those sins do you think your kinky co-hosts are breaking each week??? Hmmm…. Some food for thought. Welcome back to our loyal listeners who put up with our shenanigans each week! We love you 💗 !
If you are new, STOP turn around slowly… now start at episode one. There is no need to rush this process, take your time, get comfortable and get to know your co-hosts from the beginning, Relationship Enhancement Specialist Myoshi and Mr. Podcast himself Rob Lee. No seriously, start from the beginning, you will thank us later! 
 
Before they get down and dirty this week your co-hosts need to set the record straight for some listeners. Apparently, Rob Lee does not appreciate the feedback that he talks over his female co-host… uh oh and Myoshi needs to break down the #factsonfacts in regards to if she and Rob Lee have a drinking problem!!! Can we say, Drama?!?! 
 
Your co-hosts are wrapping up the third installment in the Oral Odyssey! Saving the most taboo for last! First, there was a focus on blowjobs, recently we took you on a journey for cunnilingus, and this week “we go there” in Oral Odyssey Part 3 exploring anilingus. This week a listener gets answers on how safe is it to please her man with anilingus and what are the safety measures she should take. This is certainly a step by step instruction on how to stay safe and still have fun.     
 
Before the Main Course, there always has to be some Foreplay where the co-hosts take you on a journey of their love lives and relationships… and this week Rob Lee shares a recent experience with a former “constituent” from his “living in the jungle” days. Relationship Enhancement Specialist Myoshi shares a recent encounter with a “suitor” that happened to be the “absolute worst sexual experience she has had in over a decade….” “Shit that’s no good” This is not the episode to miss! 
 
Do you have any suggestion in topics you want to hear, want to give the co-hosts feedback, or would like to be a guest on the show; slide into their inbox @ eventhebackdoor@gmail.com and don’t forget to follow them on Instagram
 
“Not Your Mama’s Sex” is a sex-positive podcast that focuses on sex, relationships, communication, and kink with facts and life experience from a female and male perspective. Join our co-hosts each Wednesday when a new episode drops and don’t forget to share with your friends! 

Warning: Not Your Mama’s Sex is not for the faint of heart! If you have any sexual hang-ups please walk away because this podcast “Goes There”.

June 15

Mastermind Team’s Robcast 229 | Standing Tall

mtrthenetwork's Rob Lee & Dann D
Anime is cool

Rob and Dann are standing tall on the wings of an all new Robcast!

This week’s New Challenger is chock full of death and thunder lizards from Florida. Would you let a gator rearrange your lanai for free? Rob explains the civil unrest in Saudi Arabia and how it’s linked to WWE while Dann freaks out about sharks. Crown City Cooking has triple your daily dose of pizza and a story about vegetable science.

What will happen when an Australian accidentally creates the Spear of Destiny instead of a dildo and will it be enough to stop the oncoming army of peacocks? All we know for certain is, you can’t make vinyl records out of pee.

Meanwhile, Greg returns from the future with a grave message for the present.

Whether you stream now or download and listen later, you don’t want to miss the episode that isn’t afraid to ask the question: How much money does Biz Markie really got?

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June 8

Crown City Cooking | Roast and Potatoes

The perfect family dinner. The hardest part will be peeling the potatoes.

 

The set-up at the CCC Compound

 

Ingredients:

Chuck Roast

Yukon Gold or Rustic Potatoes (skinned and quartered)

Salt and Pepper

Directions:

  1. Season the chuck roast with salt and pepper. You could marinate the chuck roast in the fridge for an hour to 24 hours but results are still delicious if you are making this meal same day and have no time for marinades.
  2. Wash the potatoes under a cold tap, dry and peel.
  3. Slice the potatoes diagonally into thick disks. Slice two more times until you’re left with four smaller pieces.
  4. Pour a small amount of water into a baking pan, just enough to cover the surface of the pan. Line the pan with the quartered potatoes and finally set your roast in the center of the pan.
  5. Cover the meat with aluminum foil and bake in the oven for 30 minutes at 350-375 degrees. Technically speaking, it’s 20 minutes per pound but if you buy your groceries like the everyday person, this will usually work out to cooking for an hour to 80 minutes.
  6. At the 30 minute mark, remove the foil and continue to cook for an additional 30 minutes. The roast should come out medium rare with a light pink color. If you enjoy a well-done roast, cook for an additional 15 to 20 minutes at 375 degrees.
  7. There you have it Roast and Potatoes. Enjoy!

    Finished product

-CCC

 

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June 6

Not Your Mama’s Sex Episode 6 | Oral Odyssey 2

Happy PRIDE Month!!!!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Welcome to the Sexy Sixth Week of “Not Your Mama’s Sex”!!! Your boozy, lush living, alcoholic, perverted cohosts are back at it again. If you are new: STOP turn around slowly… now start at episode one. There is no need to rush this process, take your time, get comfortable and get to know your cohosts from the beginning, Mr. Podcast himself Rob Lee and Relationship Enhancement Specialist Myoshi. No seriously, start from the beginning, you will thank us later! Now all you returning listeners, welcome back you Kinky Freaks. Have you missed us?

Remember last week when it was all about the penis? Well HELLO VAGINAS!!!! This week’s Main Course licks pardon (looks at) Cunnilingus, in Oral Odyssey Part 2. Relationship Enhancement Specialist Myoshi comes with the #factsonfacts on some simple steps on how to please the vagina during oral sex. “How Many Licks Lee” (that’s what the kids called him back in the day) Rob Lee lets the audience in on some of his tips and tricks.

Before the Main Course, there always has to be some Foreplay… and this week Myoshi opens up with some personal journey involving self-confidence and acceptance. “Why do we try to dim our light to let others shine? Why is it so important for us to be liked and accepted, even by people that mean absolutely nothing to us?” Delve into some deep reflection and perspective this week about self-love.

In Sex News Around the World Myoshi and Rob Lee go back to episode 3 “Sex & Mental Health” and discuss how Pete Davison of SNL recently responded to trolls in regards to critics who questioned his ability to maintain a romance with Ariana Grande because of his borderline personality disorder.

Do you have any suggestion in topics you want to hear, want to give the cohosts feedback, or would like to be a guest on the show; slide into their inbox @ eventhebackdoor@gmail.com and don’t forget to follow them on Instagram @ Not_Your_Mamas_Sex_.

“Not Your Mama’s Sex” is a sex-positive podcast that focuses on sex, relationships, communication, and kink with facts and life experience from a female and male perspective. Join our co-hosts each Wednesday when a new episode drops and don’t forget to share with your friends!

Warning: Not Your Mama’s Sex is not for the faint of heart! If you have any sexual hang-ups please walk away because this podcast “Goes There”.