Saggy Pants Robber = Nig.biz

The Fort Lauderdale stick-up man, whose droopy wardrobe earned him the nickname "Saggy Pants Robber" and whose hold-up spree ended after he was shot in the buttocks in 2009, will be trading his trousers for prison garb.

The term “nigga business” comes to mind when reading this story. Honestly, it has the elements – a fool (check), crime (check), saggy pants (check) and irony (double check). Not to mention he looks like a typical Miami or Opa-locka dude.

– Rob Lee