February 26

Words 9 | Wang Me Up

Failblazer | (noun) –  someone who finds new ways to fail

Murtaughing | (verb) – taken from Lethal Weapon mythos, when someone is too old for something

Working cases | (verb) –  multiple dates in one day

Pro bono | (noun) –  friends with benefits

Lawyering up | (verb) –  getting a date; a verbal contract for sex

Fallout shelter communication | (noun) –  a series of sniffs and grunts that equate discernable conversation; the post conversation after a break-up

Hurling it | (verb) – taken from the Hurley mythos, innocuous conversation filled with cliches to get good information

Ray Charles leading Stevie Wonder | (idiom) –  the blind leading the blind

Shitizens | (noun) –  large shits, could be it’s own person; awful, indifferent people

Trail of tears | (noun) – crop dusting

Licking stamps | (verb) – cunniglingus

Mailman | (noun) – a guy willing to have sex under any condition

Milkman | (noun) –  can cum on command

Malegorithm/galgorithm | (noun) –  the metrics on whether a guy or gal is hot; odds of getting a man or women

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February 19

Words 8 | Dick Dastardly

An episode where

  • Blown Save – blow job
  • Closer – a man who gets a lot of dates
  • Dick Dastardly – person farting to distract another while working;  a methane smokescreen
  • Hold – hand job
  • Inside job – sex as in hand job or blow job; banging a coworker
  • Muttley – said person laughs sneakily when it know  they’ve done a Dick Dastardly maneuver
  • Pound The Chest – being macho to obnoxious levels
  • Save – sex
  • Soiled Napkin – white trash
  • Spring Training – a girl looking really good in the spring but won’t make it until summer; getting right for the summer
  • Swatting Flies – fingering a stinky vagina
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February 18

Mastermind Team’s Robcast 104 | Tree Crocodiles and Other Horrid Things

An episode the legendary duo, Rob Lee and Dann D., discuss horrid things like Tree Crocodiles. 
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An episode the legendary duo, Rob Lee and Dann D., discuss horrid things like Tree Crocodiles.

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February 14

Words 7 | Dick Butter

Words 7 | Dick Butter

 

Puspaya – when your pussy sweats

Red Shirts – taken from Star Trek mythos, when a you date will not come home with you

Jonathan Frakes – taken from Star Trek: The Next Generation mythos, clearly this person is number 2 or a side chick but is called number 1 for ego purposes

G.I. Joe – general information

Storm Shadow – taken from G.I. Joe mythos, cum

Roadblock or Scarlett – taken from G.I. Joe mythos, periods

Tight – general annoyance

Base Layer – general, all-encompassing annoyance; standard annoyance

Vice Grip – very annoyed, must be reduced

Virgin Pussy (VP) – annoyance that can be eased

Leather Pants – annoyed by your own clothes

Unbroken-in Leather Shoe – Annoyance regarding your commute

Downs – Dates

Turnover On Downs – making a last-ditch effort to have sex after a date; fucking on a horse track; having sex with a girl with Downs Syndrome

Ray Lewising – saying nonsensical things in an earnest manner

Zebra Cakes – biracial girl with a big ass

 

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February 11

Mastermind Team’s Robcast 103 | Dann’s Coming For You, Kirkman

An episode where the legendary duo produces something for the ladies, masturbatory arsonists, Robert Kirkman and ninja rap.

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February 4

Mastermind Team’s Robcast 102 | Barnyard Trap Music

An episode where Barnyard Trap Music, Robocop, and Geekologie are discussed by the legendary duo, Rob Lee and Dann D.

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