July 24

Mastermind Team’s Robcast 234 | The Ear Candy

ANIME IS ART
Torin is back with the legendary duo, Rob Lee & Dann D.,

Prepare yourself for a giggle and a blush with Baltimore’s greatest podcast!

It’s poop jokes and extra seasoning at the top of the show! Torin is back with the legendary duo, Rob Lee & Dann D., for another afternoon conversing about the World Cup, random porn searches that aren’t one-offs and Wayans movies. If you’re not moving the culture, then let someone else do it. Mastermind Team’s Network is here at your disposal to move the culture. New Challenger returns with tales of murder, betrayal and alligators! Do you have a place where you stash your porn? Have you ever dated a chick with Barbie feet? Have you been stabbed by a Florida man with no arms?

Whether you stream now or download and listen later, you don’t want to miss the episode that proves why a robot will never be the king of cheese burgers.

“Baseball…can I get more seasoning.”

“Fabolous didn’t wear a James Naismith jersey.”

“There are four words you say to your black friend when they say something stupid or crazy.”

“The no armed man is dexterous.”

“Robot guts don’t count.”

“They just put the cuffs on his ankles.”

“The worst thing about this story is the husband will have to find a new mechanic.”

“Put the glove on the dick. What’s the sexual exchange rate for car problems?”

 

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July 20

Winners and Losers: Drake’s Scorpion

Arguably the most anticipated rap album since who knows how long released not so long ago. Shattering records and failing to meet others. This album had the biggest hype train as well as one a very huge on-wax beef with Pusha-T that made waves everywhere. Easily this felt like one of the moments Jay Z capture when releasing an album so how did Drake fare here? Well, let’s just say a lot of parties carry weight here some of the biggest influencers of this album help pave the way for a very uneven experience.

Winners:

Clarity

We finally got answers here and responses (not anything worth mentioning about Pusha T though). The Puff incident and Meek beef were addressed in the 1st song. Took more shots at Kanye (who has yet to fully explain his bullshit antics/actions as of late). He goes in length about how the internet criticism is weighing on him and brags about his lifestyle to say the criticism is not affecting his success but it is. Drake is very miserable on this album and it shows through most songs on here. Most importantly, the rumors of his son are true and he provides context about the situation on March 14th. Drake did something more and more rappers have trouble doing: reveal.

Drake fans (Unaware of Pusha T)

Talk about being in the dark. Learning about Drake son through his music is EXACTLY the way Drake wanted this to be done. This album was a treat to them and maybe the easiest winner of them good for you folks to avoid the internet when it’s convenient for you.

40 and Ty Dolla $ign

MAKE AN ALBUM ASAP

J Prince

DO NOT MESS WITH THIS MAN’S MONEY JUST STOP HE’S NOT TO BE MESSED WITH

Seriously it’s great to have friends like him.

Women

Seriously the number of bangers for women on this album are countless. The amount of sample from Women artist ranging from Mariah Carey to Lauryn Hill to a freestyle of Nicki Minaj. Women played a major role in every Drake album (KiKi!!!!!), there’s nothing different. However, ONE lady gets the biggest praise and no it’s not KiKi:

Sophie Brussaux

Easily one of the biggest winners out of all this. From the being shamed as just another woman who tried trap a rapper, she got all the acknowledgment in the world and most importantly a big I TOLD YOU to the rest of the world. Kudos to you.

Pusha T

If we’re being honest side A was changed you can tell hell Drake admitted to doing so on 8 out of 10. No direct shots to Pusha and most importantly he took money out of his pocket. March 14th would’ve been huge if you never heard anything about this beer. Pusha won big here.

Drake

Still shattering records as of this writing. Most importantly still the talk of the hour

Losers:

Drake

Sorry, you still hid your son and most importantly you admitted to changing your album.

Kanye

Man did Kanye come off like the asshole of the year on this album. After the mediocre Wyoming projects, this album did him no favors in the public eye, in fact, it’s pretty damning to see how bad Kanye has fallen. I seriously recommend LISTENING to the lyrics and you’ll hear what I’m hearing here.

The Women in Drake’s life

Drake sounds upset more disappointed in women. He wishes to mold the potential in them and change their habits. Well, more than one woman spoke out on it. He embraced full heel on side B good for him.

Bad Line

I’m not with the ra-ra/I am a Dada

UGGGGHHHHHHH

BEEF

The biggest takeaway is Pusha and Drake beef is officially dead and we’re onto sub shots between Ye and Drake for good now. Sad the beef ended the way it did but it might be better it did end before it got worse but we’ll never forget the ‘you’re hiding your son’ line.

 

Overall a fun project that is growing still In My Feelings might be the song of the summer unintentionally as well.  An album that may not live to the hype by most but an album that will talk about for a while. Back to my rabbit hole I go.

 

Just Greg

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July 17

Mastermind Team’s Robcast 233 | It’s A Rare Condition in this Day & Age

Have a Blue Monday and enjoy your donkey milk, you filthy animals.

On this week’s episode, the legendary duo, Rob Lee and Dann D, talk about Rob’s experiences with Multilevel marketing in college, Rob’s love for New Order and a rousing game of new challenger.

New Challenger includes an unfortunate testicle condition (un-de-testicle), an alligator/terminator hybrid named Stubbs (Crocubot) from Swampnet and Guinness World Record’s most expensive Milkshake.

Later in the episode, Rob & Dann regale us with their sitcom, New Dad or as Rob calls it New Dick. Also, in this problematic sitcom is a Family Matters rip-off and features many obligatory hijinks and a trip to Murray’s Steakhouse. Will New Dad last 10 seasons on Netflix or ABC? Will the legendary duo last a bottle season where Rob and Dann open a detective agency for Everglade Murders?

Whether you stream now or download and listen later, you don’t want to miss the episode that proves why Mobile Suit Gundams are more important than a phat ass.

Best quotes: 

“I left with a bag of shredded money.”

“It’s on like Donkey Cream.”

“If Family Matters was filmed in Baltimore, It would be called Family Shatters.”

“They’re Cronenbergs Dann. Cronenberg.”

“When will a jean company meet the needs of a large balled gentleman?”

“He was driving under the condition of a Muffaletta.”

 

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July 15

Crown City Cooking | Fish in a Pouch

This recipe is virtually idiot proof… just make sure you don’t touch the stove!

 

Ingredients:

  1. A chunk of fish (dealer’s choice. I prefer skinless Alaskan salmon)
  2. Vegetables (dealer’s choice)
  3. Olive oil
  4. Salt and Pepper
  5. Aluminum Foil

 

Directions:

  1. Take a large enough piece of aluminum foil and curl it together to make a pouch.
  2. Drizzle the olive oil in the foil to help keep the fish from sticking.
  3. Place the chunk of fish inside the foil. If there is skin on one side of your fish, place the chunk skin side down. Optionally, you could marinate your fish in a variety of sauces for an hour prior to cooking.
  4. Scatter the vegetables in the pouch followed by a pinch of salt and pepper.
  5. Close the pouch making sure there are no openings.
  6. Put the pouch in a frying pan and cook on medium heat for ten minutes.
  7. Carefully open and remove the food from the pouch, avoiding any plumes of steam.

 

Teriyaki Salmon w/ mushrooms

 

With the various combinations you could create using this recipe, I thought it would be fun to share with you what I ended up making. This is skinless Alaskan salmon that I marinated for several minutes in teriyaki sauce with sliced mushrooms. It held a little of the marinade’s flavor but not much since I only let it sit for a few minutes, fortunately the mushrooms soaked up what ran off the cooking fish. Flaky and delicious in 10 minutes! Get creative when trying this dish at home and post your results in the comments!

Enjoy!

-CCC

 

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July 11

Not Your Mama’s Sex 9 | Even More of the Backdoor

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Nine inches (cough) episodes in and we are dirty than ever…but only in the cleanest of ways…  Welcome back freaks to the kinky, sexy, raunchy, radical, funny podcast of “Not Your Mama’s Sex”. We are the show that “goes there” and your cohosts Relationship Enhancement Specialist Myoshi and Mr. Podcast himself Rob Lee are glad you can join us once again! If you are new to the show, start from episode one and catch up with us. Get to know us a little bit better you will certainly thank us later…

This week’s podcast continues with its three week arch of “Even the Backdoor” an in-depth look at all things anal. Think of it like your Anal AP class! We hope you have your notebook out and open.  Now for our loyal listens you will remember back in week three when the cohosts did a quick class for beginners in Myoshi’s Anal 101 class! This is much more in depth and lots of step by step instructions that will make you an Anal Goddess/God. In part two of the arch, you will learn some anal beads 101, what are they and how to use them to maximize your pleasure! Are you with a man or are you a man that is curious about anal play but afraid that makes you look “gay”? You should know by now we do no cater to bullshit stereotypes and we will break down the #factsonfacts on anal play and heterosexual men. Next up get those fingers lubed up because we break down anal fingering!!! Men and some trans women have a prostate but do you know what it is and how to find it??? Well, that is why you listen to us. Now after you find that P-spot, learn some techniques on how to massage it to send your lover over the edge!!! This is the episode you do not want to miss!!!

Before the Main Course, there always has to be some Foreplay where the co-hosts give you a sneak peek into the twists and turns of their love lives… Your Relationship Enhancement Specialist, Myoshi gives you her most recent ridiculous adventure in her season of being single, her first time being Ghosted! Ugh….

According to urban dictionary Ghosting is:

The act of suddenly ceasing all communication with someone the subject is dating, but no longer wishes to date. This is done in hopes that the ghostee will just “get the hint” and leave the subject alone, as opposed to the subject simply telling them he/she is no longer interested. Ghosting is not specific to a certain gender and is closely related to the subject’s maturity and communication skills. Many attempts to justify ghosting as a way to cease dating the ghostee without hurting their feelings, but it, in fact, proves the subject is thinking more of themselves, as ghosting often creates more confusion for the ghostee than if the subject kindly stated how he/she feels.

 

If you are a regular you will remember a segment called Sex News! Well, this week your cohosts bring it back in a BIG WAY…. BDE= Big Dick Energy!!! Don’t know what the hell that is? Don’t worry the cohosts will break it down for you! Want to know how much BDE you have? Take this fun (but very serious and highly accurate) quiz: BDE on Buzzfeed.

Do you have any suggestion in topics you want to hear? Do you want to give the cohosts feedback? Would like to be a guest on the show? You can reach the cohosts @ eventhebackdoor@gmail.com and don’t forget to follow them on Instagram @ Not_Your_Mamas_Sex_.

“Not Your Mama’s Sex” is a sex-positive podcast that focuses on sex, relationships, communication, and kink with facts and life experience from a female and male perspective. Join our co-hosts each Wednesday when a new episode drops and don’t forget to share with your friends!

Warning: Not Your Mama’s Sex is not for the faint of heart! If you have any sexual hang-ups please walk away because this podcast “Goes There”.

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July 10

Mastermind Team’s Robcast 232 | For Your Consideration

The only podcast certified BDE!

This week, Torin joins the gang for a round-table discussion including Big Dick Energy, terrifying toys, and dispensaries. Rob and Dann hold the first World Cup of butts that goes all the way from groups to finals in a single evening! Where were you when Toys R Us closed their doors for good?

Hopefully not raging over the live-action Teen Titans or Luke Cage. How would you feel if Cloak and Dagger switched genders? Our answers might surprise you. Rob talks about the culture and concept of corruption while Dann freaks out about Stranger Things, again.

Whether you stream now or download and listen later, you don’t want to miss the episode that proves why Ditto is the best Pokémon of them all!

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July 3

Mastermind Team’s Robcast 231 | Call Me Butt Juice

Young hearts run free on an all new Robcast!

 

On this week’s episode, Rob and Dann pay their last respects to a fallen WWE legend. Crown City Cook tells a cautionary tale that all buffet owners should heed plus coffee-fueled racism is on the menu at a Dunkin Donuts here in Baltimore. There’s no escaping this week’s fresh dick jokes as New Challenger thrills and entertains everyone except Dann. Are you guilty of Gatsbying?

What’s worse, getting nicknamed Butt Juice or getting stabbed by a guy named Butt Juice? All we know for certain is: drinking dog pee is disgusting!

Meanwhile, Greg reveals that he is, in fact, a host.

Whether you stream now or download and listen later, you don’t want to miss the only episode to survive a five-round Texas Death Match inside of a steel cage!

 

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