Operation Burn1 | 1 & 2

Rob: …she was a fat chick.
Rudo: Naw she was thick
Rob: Really? Yer definition of think is way different from mine. I mean, 5’11 220 with curves is thick. So?
Rudo: Well she didn’t have a gut.
Rob: I heard her pachyderming through the first floor. My fuckin’ water was tremblin’. Jurassic Park-style. Not thick.
Rudo: Well, she wasn’t sloppy…

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